aww smarterchild is hilarious
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
So i scanned the script for my part...And it's really not that good. It's really not funny at all, and jackie has to kiss me, let alone slap my butt. But she also has to carry me, i don't envy her. Yeah, so I basically scurry around the stage, mostly at the beginning and end of the scenes and say , yes sir, yes sir yes sir. And to think I'm going to need to show up to every practice just so i can say those few measly lines. I telly ou what, next year i better get one hell of a part, or I'm going to be really POed.
then i repeatedly asked Smarterchild "what are you interested in?"
these are the responses.
SmarterChild: Arts, graffiti, Phish... You know, those kinds of things.
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... Coloring, the Ataris, the Dead Kennedys... Those are some of my favorite things.
SmarterChild: Taking Back Sunday, Frank Sinatra, making stuff... You know, those kinds of things.
SmarterChild: I really like hunting, lunch, bread...
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... Games, Shane West, socializing... Those are some of my favorite things.
Talking about things I like is a lot of fun, but let's move on.
Hey, what's going on this weekend? Any plans?
Me: yeah I'm totally going to get laid
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Yeah you 'm totally going to get laid" on October 9th and 10th, 2004 to your planner?
Me: no thanks heheheh
SmarterChild: No prob.
and then he said he liked my font and wanted to get off the topic... hilarious.
SmarterChild: You didn't call me a ho, I didn't call me a ho, we all didn't call me a ho.